Thursday Thirteen

13 Things on Gypsy's Mind 1. I wonder how much it would cost to set up with a cleaning service. I'm so tired of cleaning. Tired because I don't want to do it, not tired because I actually do it frequently or anything. I just have other things to do. Like sitting. For long periods. Staring at the TV. Or typing inanities on this vile contraption. Then again, do we remember what happened the last time I got a cleaning service? 2. Something has crawled up Lancelot's butt and died. Or he's been eating rotten rats for lunch, which is doubtful. But whatever it is, it's noxious and nasty. Last night he ripped one so bad it singed my nostrils, scared the dogs, and I think the neighbors called hazmat. Also? Apparently we're like 11 because that shit cracked us up for a good 10 minutes. I'm talking tears streaming down the face. And not just from the fumes. 3. Regardless of his flatulence, I wanna nail him. 4. Liposelection. 5. I'm developing hooves instead of feet. If my heels get any more cracked and nasty they're going to have to shoe me and get me a bridle. What the hell? It's like mutant skin hardening going on down there. I'm developing a crunchy shell. Either that or someone is giving me rhino DNA. Time to get a pedicure. 6. If that motherfucking jeweler doesn't get back to us soon I'm going to have a conniption fit. We took our stones (family jewels -- seriously!) to a jeweler friend of my mother's to get him to come up with some options for us, engagement ring-wise. This was about 3 weeks ago. He emailed last week to say it was more difficult that he thought. *sigh* I think we're going to just have to go with a solitaire, which will be hunky dory for me, but I'd just like to know already. Time's a-wastin. 7. I need to get the hell out of town for a weekend. I'm bored with seeing the same scenery. I hope we'll go for a long drive this weekend or something. Maybe head to the beach. 8. I've done my yoga every night this week and I'm awfully proud. Someday I might even be able to do it without falling over. Hope springs eternal. 9. I want desperately to go shopping, but I'm trying to conserve my money. I knew this getting paid monthly business was going to be a bitch. As soon as I get that money in my account I'm like "must... spend... money!!" *sigh* I want to buy this, and this, and this. 10. Rescue Me is such a great show. I love it. I know it's gotten flack for some of it's more controversial subject matter, but I think it's brilliant, hilarious, gritty, and real. 11. If Lancelot doesn't open his own restaurant soon he's going to drive me crazy. Nine years of hearing him complain when we go out to eat has got to stop. Well, no, that will never stop. But the part where he complains about "how can these morons open a restaurant and he can't" might stop, at least, and that would be some relief from the barage of bitching I normally encounter when we eat out. 12. I wish there were more examples of positive pagan-ish/wiccan living in popular culture. Not that I follow a particular path, necessarily. 13. I've actually had, you know, work to do this week at work. It's staggering.

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