Mr. and Mrs. Bickerson
These are the kinds of conversations that, to an outsider and taken out of context, might lead people to believe we have a strange relationship. And they'd probably be right.
Him: Babe, remind me tomorrow to pay my car insurance.
Me: Why don't you just put a reminder on your phone?
Him: Because that's what I have you for.
Me: What? Reminding you of things?
Him: Exactly.
Me: And that's it?
Him: .... Well, you type really fast, too. And you're like a human thesaurus.
Me: Uh-huh. So I'm your secretary? And these are your requirements for me?
Him: Duh! Well, and blowjobs, too.
Me: Apparently my requirements are jackassery.
And later...
Him: Woman! Get in here and bend over!
7 Comments:
Ahh yes, it's those little snippets of conversations between couples that make it all worthwhile! :)
Aren't out of context conversations fun? :) Saturday the Boy and I got to startle innocent bookstore patrons with:
"I just don't think a coat made of human flesh would be that comfortable."
Sounds like my husband although blowjobs is always above everything else. Well, coffee-making is really high up there too. But I am expected to be the secretary as well.
At least he provides much blog fodder!
I don't know why, but I thought my hubby was the only one with such requirements. The difference is - he tells everyone those are the reasons he married me.
what a great post! only couples understand, right? very cute.
Love it! hahaha You two are perfect for eachother. :p
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