Overheard at my house
Me: Baby? Wanna come help me make the bed?
Him: {watching Heartbreak Ridge and feeling very masculine, I'm sure.} *sigh* Ok.
After putting on the bottom sheet, he wanders off to watch them go "all right, you devil dogs, let's take that . . . hill!
Me: Honey!
Him: What?
Me: There's still more to do. The bed's not made!
Him: The sheet is on; let's call it a day.
Me: No, dammit! We are 30 years old, and we will sleep on matching sheets.
Him: Damn, Gypsy. I already told you I'm not having kids!
Me: What the hell does that have to do with anything? I don't want them, either.
Him: Don't lie to me! This is how it starts.
Me: What?
Him: It starts with matching sheets and then before you know it, you're pregnant. You succubus!
11 Comments:
HAHAH! I like his line of reasoning ;-)
oh, and Hi, Michele sent me!
What is it with war movies and guys? My chef is addicted to the "All Hitler All the Time" channel (otherwise known as the War Channel).
Sue, he always calls me a succubus. It's this whole big thing to do with both South Park and that BBCA show Sea of Souls. Whenever he feels like I'm out to get him he calls me a succubus. It's pretty damn funny.
So that's how it happened!
Too funny! ;)
And all this time I thought the stork brought them...
I guess it's time for me to unmatch my sheets.
Fook mi, that is hilarious. LMAO
ah shit, no wonder Kendell came along during my matching fetish stage...sigh.
Too funny!
I had to look "succubus" up in the dictionary. It wasn't in my little Websters. I am going to have to pull out the big book for this word!
Matching sheets! *L* Funny logic! But who knows? Mismatched sheets may be a form of contraception!
Cool no more rubbers from now on, just mis matched sheets for us! Silly Mr Succubus.
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