Told ya so
SCENE: Last night, on the couch, watching House.
L: You know what I want?
Me: What's that?
L: An iced coffee.
Me: But, babe, it's evening. The caffeine.
L: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Caffeine ain't gonna bother me none. {He can be perfectly redneck when he wants to be. And even when he doesn't.}
SCENE: Later, in bed.
L: {toss, shuffle, grunt, heave, turn, kick, sigh, kick, toss, humph, sigh, toss, turn.}
Me: {blink, blink, blink}
L: Maybe I shouldn't have had that coffee.
Me: {cracking the fuck up} Ya think? "Shiiiiiiiiit...."
3 Comments:
Yeah, and they never learn either. Just watch, bring it up sometime. It will be your fault, lol!
You're so good that you can laugh at that together. I think I mighth ave been grouchy if I felt like I was losing sleep...
You're a better woman than I.
Oh, he got up and went to the other room so as to not keep me up. If he'd stuck around I would have been very grouchy, and I would have gone to the other room.
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