That takes talent

An IM conversation. HB: My boss just farted Me: Holy lord. HB: Yeah. I think she's getting fatter. Me: L is so bad with farting. HB: Yeah. JB is, too. His always smell like the fair. Me: It's amazing that you've been able to isolate the exact smell. HB: I guess so. I must be a fart savant. Me: Put that on your resume.