That's gonna leave a mark

Fire department called to help man whose genitals got stuck in a horse's bridle Ummm... Wha? This obviously begs the question, why were his genitals near the horse's bridle in the first place? I assume the horse was wearing the bridle, but maybe not. Lord above, can you imagine if the horse was wearing the bridle? One swift jerk of his head and there go the twigs and berries flying across the field. Owie.