Damn you, Peeps!! Damn you!!

I went grocery shopping today, and what do I see on the very first aisle in Publix? Those damnable Peeps marshmallow sugar death candies. So happy looking, so delightfully covered in pretty pink lethal sugar. I was completely on auto-pilot and had no control whatsover over my hand that snaked out and grabbed a box. No. It was not up to me. No control, I tell you, no control!! *sigh* And now I have a tummy ache. Bluuuuurgh.