Could we be any more lazy? I don't think so.

Me: The dogs need to go to the bathroom. Him: So take 'em. Me: I went to get the pizza. Him: Yeah, but I got you a drink. Me: So? I cleaned the kitchen. Him: And I worked late today! Me: Even if you worked late, I still worked longer. Him: I made you a cake. Me: That was two weeks ago! Him: It was a week and 3 days, thank you very much. Me: Well, it still doesn't factor in. Him Ok. I put the dishes away. And I made dessert. Me: But I fed the dogs. And, AND! I pulled your covers up over you this morning and set your alarm! Him: Hooooneeeeeey! I don't waaaaant to get uuuuup. Me: {cracking up} Fine! I'll do it! Just like I do everything around here. {meanwhile the dogs are crossing their legs and quivering, wanting to go outside.}