Something to believe in.

1. I believe in fairytales. 2. I believe in a woman's right to choose. 3. I believe in saying "yes ma'am" and "no sir" and "fuck you" (when warranted). 4. I believe in the Florida State Seminoles. 5. I believe opinions should not be legislated. 6. I believe in the rule about no white shoes after Labor Day. I pretty much believe in no white shoes, period, unless they're tennis shoes. And for that matter, I believe they are tennis shoes (regardless of sport), not sneakers. 7. I believe you catch more flies with honey. 8. I believe in one night stands (at least once). 9. I believe in monogamy. 10. I believe most drugs should be decriminalized. It took me like four hundred and eleven years to come up with this list. I believe I need to evaluate my belief system.