The arbiter of style and grace?

On my way back to work from lunch today, I was listening to The Wedding Planner on Matha Stewart Radio. (Go ahead, laugh.) Anyway, the question they put to their listeners was who had the best look at the Oscars. You know, hair, makeup, outfit, the whole bit. First caller? Yeah. She said Joan Rivers. Say what?! "If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor." -- Joan Rivers